Elise Loyacano Perl holds a Master’s in French literature from Bryn Mawr College but has never made any money off of a career related to her studies.

She lives in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico but still says she lives in San Juan because she doesn’t deal well with change.

She is clumsy and drops her phone a lot.

The Veterinarian’s Field Guide to Rabid Unicorns is her first novel.¬† She also wrote¬†The Little Guide to Not Being Dumb: How to Stop Making Excuses and Actually Learn.